Friday, February 3, 2012

How to Speak GIF: Choosey Housewives Choose GIFs!

Speaking GIF isn't easy. It takes wit, humor, and an impeccable ability to store good GIFs in obscenely well categorized folders in anticipation of that right situation. The Housewives of Hell's Kitchen understand this isn't easy, and we're here to help those seeking to become fluent in GIF. To help you learn, we're providing periodic lessons in the form of examples. It's simple: we offer a situation, and then each of us gives an appropriate response to that situation in GIF form.

Situation 1: At the club, your good friend falls down a small flight of stairs while attempting to descend to the dance floor.

PETER
LIAM
ANDREW
ANTHONY
STEVEN



SHAUN


Situation 2: At brunch, you try to specialize your all-you-can-drink order, but the bartender tells you all the drinks come pre-mixed.
PETER


LIAM
ANDREW
ANTHONY
STEVEN
SHAUN

Situation 3: You open up yet another invite from a friend whose hosting a viewing party for the new season of Ru Paul's Drag Race in Hell's Kitchen. 

PETER
LIAM
ANDREW
ANTHONY
SHAUN
STEVEN

Situation 4: You hear the news that Nicole Scherzinger won't be asked back to mentor the next season of the  US X-Factor.

PETER
LIAM
ANDREW
ANTHONY
STEVEN
SHAUN

Situation 5: You hear that Steve Jones won't be brought back to host the next season of the US X-Factor. 
PETER
LIAM
ANDREW
ANTHONY
SHAUN
STEVEN

Feeling more fluent in GIF? Good! Practice responding to these situations yourself in the comments section below.  

8 comments:

  1. Liam TOTALLY wins this round...love thisssssss

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  2. just saying - i literally laugh out loud everytime i see the Destiny's Child GIF

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  3. Andrew - you and I overlapped on 3 or so GIFs...it's scary when you think about how many are out there

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  4. YES this can be a weekly thing! It's easy enough, just takes a while to upload all the damn GIFs to the page. How about we take turns each week writing situations?

    Also, is there a way to incorporate a poll so that people can vote who "wins" that week? I think that'd be cute.

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  5. The Cheryl Cole GIF brings so much joy to me.

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  6. Looking at this again and Andrew's cat one is killing me!! Shaun, where is your gif for #5 ?

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    1. Oh crap! I must have accidentally deleted it while updating Steven's image. I added it now. Thanks for catching that.

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