One Faggot Shy of a Complete Set

I couldn't help but notice one crucial introduction has been excluded from Andrew's previous post - his own. Therefore, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce you all to our resident ginger.

Andrew

If the RHoHK were a brothel, Andrew would no doubt be our busty madame, happily doling out the pearls of wisdom he's garnered from 146 viewings of "Hello, Dolly!" and dispensing his limitless supply of acerbic judgments with a flick of his oriental fan. Andrew operates out of our satellite facility in Philadelphia because, like a Monet, we best appreciate him from a distance. Renowned throughout the greater Philly area for his propensity to adopt orphan children only to abandon them once they fail to secure record contracts, Andrew also frequently treks up to New York to host his popular signature symposiums "Felching with Friends" and "Sit On It!: A Guide to Reusing Wine Bottles as Rectal Toys." In his spare time, when he is not busy hate tweeting HGTV designers and those other New York Housewives, Andrew enjoys dressing up in his kimono and heels and ordering takeout in attempts to seduce his local Chinese deliverymen to the sounds of "Fierce Belting Bitches."